First Character Awards Result Show, Part 1

Warning! Contains Mark of Athena spoilers!

Apollo: Welcome, welcome! Thank you everyone for attending 
the First Annual Character Awards, sponsored by percyjacksonfandom.blogspot.com, Survey Monkey and http://thebookwormsunite.blogspot.in/!

Hermes: We're here, broadcasting live from Mount Olympus.
 Tonight we'll treat you to special appearances from the several 
gods and goddesses, the Three Fates, and SHAKIRA!
 And, of course, we will be revealing the winners of the 
coveted Character Awards!

Apollo: In attendance we have all of your favorite gods,
 monsters (who aren't in Tartarus), mythical creatures, 
and demigods. The winners who are not here to receive 
their award for whatever reason will get their award via
 Hermes Express Mail! (chuckles lightly)

Hermes: (sarcastically) Oh, joy. Anyway, let's begin.

Apollo: No! Hold on. It's only appropriate that we begin
 this legendary event with a haiku.

(Audience groans)

Apollo: (clears throat)

Live from Olympus, 

Apollo and Hermes host,

We've got some cool stuff.

Hermes:  (slowly) Okayyyy then... 
(returns to normal) First category!

Apollo: Presenting the award for 
Scariest Minor Villain/Antagonist is Athena,
 the wisdom goddess herself!

(Athena enters)

Athena: Hello all. This category is not really an award.
 It is more of a warning to you. Mortals, stay far away.
 Gods and demigods, do your best to fight it, him, or her, 
and save the mortals from distress. The nominees are...

Atlas

Ares

King Minos

Medusa

Arachne

Athena: And the winner is... 

(pauses and opens envelope) Arachne!

Hermes: Live from Tartarus is our very own 

Arachne, mother of all spiders!

(Live video feed of Arachne plays on screen in background)

Arachne: (cackles) I have fulfilled my duty. 

MWAHAHAHA! Stay away from me, 

wretched children of Athena! 

Don't worry (mockingly) almighty creator of the loom,

 I will get you back someday!

Athena: (snorts) Good luck with that. 

(Live video feed cuts out, and Athena exits)

Apollo: Well, that was certainly... interesting. 

On to our next category!

Hermes: The next category is the category that

 honors the most beloved Roman demigod. The 

nominees were originally Reyna, Octavian, 

Frank Zhang, Hazel Levesque, Jason Grace, 

Julia, and Dakota. However,

 there was a three way tie, and the nominees 

were narrowed down to those three for additional voting. 

The no longer tied nominees are...

Frank Zhang

Hazel Levesque

Reyna

Apollo: The winner of the "Favorite Roman" award is...

Hermes: (cutting Apollo off) Going to be revealed, 

after the break!

(Audience boos)

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