First Annual Character Awards Results, Part 6 - Final Part

Warning! May contain Lost Hero spoilers!

Hermes: Hello everyone, and welcome back to 

the First Annual Character Awards!

Apollo: This will be our last segment 

of this show...

(Audience "aww"s and "boo"s, etc.)

Apollo: (clears throat and continues speaking 

over the noise) ... and we will be presenting 

the awards for Funniest god and Funniest Character!

(Audience continues booing)

Apollo: Oh, be quiet!

(Audience grows silent)

Hermes: Good. Now let's get on with this. 

Presenting the award for the funniest god is 

Thalia, the muse of comedy herself!

(Thalia enters)

Thalia: Hello! I am here to present the award 

for the god who is the most hilarious. And, 

just so you know, I'm not Thalia Grace. 

She's my sister, though. Anyway, the nominees are...

Aphrodite

Dionysus/Bacchus

Apollo

Demeter

Hermes

Thalia: And the winner is... Apollo!

(Audience cheers; Apollo holds 

arms up while nodding and smiling smugly)

Apollo: Thank you, thank you. It means a lot,

 really. Perhaps I should thank you with a haiku...

Everyone: NO!

Apollo: (looking disappointed) Why not? 

Okay... Well thanks anyway!

Hermes: Apollo, since you are the funniest god,

 why don't you present the award for the 

Funniest Character(s)?

Apollo: I'd be obliged. The nominees are...

Leo Valdez

Percy Jackson

Coach Gleeson Hedge

Grover Underwood

George and Martha

Connor and Travis Stoll

Apollo: The winner is... Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme!

Audience: LEO! LEO! LEO! LEO! LEO! LEO!

(Leo enters stage, gets award from Apollo)

Leo: THANK YOU SO MUCH! I love you all! 

I'm glad my corny jokes got me somewhere... 

So yeah! Thanks! TEAM LEO!

(Audience cheers, Leo exits)

Hermes: Well, that's for now!

Apollo: But don't worry; we'll be back soon!

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